About Bitcoin for Hoomans

Bitcoin for Hoomans is more than a beginner’s manual, it’s your guide to transforming financial frustration into freedom and, yes, potential fortune. Written for people who’ve been told they’re too late, too old, or too confused to start, this book proves anyone can stack Bitcoin confidently.

Across ten fast-paced chapters, you’ll go from “I don’t get it” to “I’ve got this” without being buried in tech jargon, learning practical, real-world ways to earn, save, and secure Bitcoin while avoiding scams and beginner pitfalls. Each chapter wraps up with a Paw-Summary so you can turn insights into action immediately.

Here’s a taste of what’s inside:

• • The Bitcoin Basics – Understand what Bitcoin is and why it matters now more than ever.
• • Your First Stack – How to safely buy your first Bitcoin without fear or confusion.
• • Keeping It Safe – Simple steps to protect your Bitcoin from hackers and scams.
• • Making It Work – Everyday ways to earn, spend, and send Bitcoin worldwide.
• • Thinking Ahead – How to prepare for the big financial shifts already on the horizon.

What You’ll Learn From This Book

You don’t need a finance degree or a tech background to use Bitcoin to your advantage. Bitcoin for Hoomans shows you exactly how to make it work in your everyday life, whether you’re saving for groceries, building a retirement fund, or creating generational wealth.

Instead of overwhelming you with jargon, it breaks down each step into clear, actionable moves you can start immediately, no prior experience required. You’ll learn how to buy your first Bitcoin safely, protect it from hackers and scams, and use it in ways that fit your lifestyle, from everyday purchases to long-term investments.

Inside, you’ll discover:

• • Sound-Money Mindset – Why your money loses value and how to stop the silent theft.
• • Catmandments for Safe Stacking – Nine rules to protect your Bitcoin and sleep soundly.
• • Paw-Tested Prosperity Paths – The stacking strategies that built my own fortune.
• • Real-World Use Cases – How to pay, earn, and send money without middlemen or borders.
• • Future-Proofing Your Finances – How to prepare for CBDCs, market shifts, and tomorrow’s opportunities.

Why Trust a Cat About Money?

Let’s be real—money advice is everywhere, but most of it is biased, sponsored, or designed to sell you something you don’t need. I’m not here for that. My mission is simple: help hoomans protect what’s theirs, build wealth that lasts, and create a financial future worth purring about.

Here’s why you can count on me:

• • Experience – I’ve lived through bank freezes, inflation spikes, and market drops, turning setbacks into stepping stones.
• • Expertise – Years of paw-testing wallets, spotting opportunities, and learning what really works in the Bitcoin world.
• • Proven Insight – This book distills hard-earned lessons from real-world use, not theory or hype.
• • Trustworthiness – No paid shills, no affiliate traps, just independent, beginner-first guidance.
• • Real Results – The same strategies I teach here turned my tuna stash into wealth no banker can touch, a fortune fit for an aristocat.

By combining real-world experience with a beginner-friendly approach, I’ll give you the tools, strategies, and confidence to take control of your money—and your future.